I avoid the holidays in the same way I’ve been avoiding blogging. Like a lot or something.
Worst. Time. Of. Year.
But hey, if you’re in LA this weekend and would like to see me try and avoid all kinds of things in person go ahead and stop by WORK / SHOP this Saturday evening. There will be great folks selling great unique wares that include vintage type small things from me. Yes, I’ve made some things such as lamps or pillows or other such smalls or whatever. So screw the holidays and your loved ones and come by and treat yourself to something nice. Also, that’s the only way I’m going to sell my things. It can only be sold to you for you since I hate the holidays so goddam much.
But I love you guys…and my dogs…and maybe the Boy.
WORK / SHOP
Dec. 8th / 5-9pm
Elephant / 3325 Division St. Los Angeles, CA 90065
Come on by for funs and goods and etcetera.
Hope to see you there. Smile winky face exclamation points.




13 Comments
what a relief to hear someone else say the holidays can seriously be the worst, most stressful and isolating time of year. would love to come if i was anywhere near LA…
Thanks for always making me smile. Your quips and humor kill me.
Why do I not live in LA? This sounds like so much fun. And this holiday nonsense? I could skip the whole month
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Have a fabulous day Saturday.
Yup. Exactly. ⬆
hot bourbon apple cider all up in my thermos. we will drink in the alley.
Sounds like you need a little Krampus in your life (video link below courtesy of Anthony Bourdain). Maybe Krampus will visit the oxygen thieves that stole your porch furniture
. The thought of it warms my black heart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1JYvV178E
You sound exactly like me! I’m glad that you’re willing to write what you really think. Let’s skip the next few weeks and ignore that it’s happening.
Your writing slays me every time. Like.
Hugs and kisses and all that shit.
Hope the event went smashing!
Love, Jamie Herzlinger
Thanks for making me smile ! I needed that, it being the worst time of the year and all…
Mike: the only experience I’ve had with Krampus was via The Venture Bros. Prefer him to all holiday icons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7qLbJUPC10&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Whoa Morgan, that you tube video was truly dark – Thanks ! But enough about righteous holiday villains – In an effort to combine you tube videos – holiday malaise and shit getting stolen, here is another one for you courtesy of Raquel Rodriguez who had her Macbook, cell and 64 Impala stolen –
stoles- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFVdpaZ5lFo -
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