I found this strange vintage lamp at The Salvation Army for the low low cost of $6. I can’t decide if it is barfing up the lights or slowly devouring them. The petals at the bottom look like some sort of crazy fish mouth or, well, um…a flayed penis.
It was made by Tower Craftsman Incorporated in New Jersey and may be the last decent thing to come out of that state…I’m going to go throw it in a hot tub and see if it breeds.
It’s flaccidly flipping off The Captain! Rude.





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Your pictures are amazing! I really like the empty walls and the composition.
Good find!
I know you just had a yard sale but I wonder if you run into the same problem I have?
I tend to accumulate thrift store finds and if i don’t watch it my place could start to look like an episode of hoarders. Do you have a “one in one out” rule?
Definitely chemistry between the captain and the lamp. And there I was fretting you might stop being filthy now the Brick House has gone pro.
I love it! Looks great in the room and the captain seems to like it too
very phallic indeed-
and in the bedroom.
and in perfect eye line for the captain.
love.
I so want that darn black chair.
Hahaha I wouldn’t have guessed it looking like a penis until you brought it up, but now that’s all I see when I look at it. Great find for $6!
I think we have a situation.
Your my favourite foul-mouthed person, right after Dexter’s sister! Hard indeed to see anything but a penis after this and here I started of all naive and cute and thought it looked like leaves and flower stems
Looks like the lamp is gettin’ turned on by the captain.
ejaculations…er, i mean congratulations on finding this brass assed beauty!
Perfect for the room and 6 bucks!
I will now have nightmares about a flayed penis. Thanks a lot.
I do love the lamp though.
what do you got against new jersey?!
Ana, unfortunately I’m starting to hoard.
Malanie, nothing except for that show. yuck.
“Flaccidly flipping off the Captain”….that totally cracked me up! Groovy lamp and quite a bargain at $6.
my bush is totally biting your lamps style!!!
http://flic.kr/p/8EtDF2
Ha, brilliant!
The Captain sure looks pleased with the lamp’s blatant flirting…
Love the lamp, used to have something very similar myself, until I kicked it over by accident whilst dancing after taking a gram of MDMA at one of my house parties.
what a find! LOVE it!
that lamp and the captain must always be displayed in relationship to each other. there is something very special about this grouping. especially in the bedroom.
Your unique lamp originally came with a different style
light bulb. I would carry a picture in my purse and the
show it to a few ‘old’ people. I’m ‘old’ but can’t remember LOL.
Your house is beautiful. All of the furnishing are exquisite.
What you’ve done to with the front of the house should win
the re-do Award of the Year. Keep up the good work and thanks for sharing.
Very cool lamp….and tell the Captain, I said “Hi”…wink, wink, nudge, nudge…
Maybe it’s just wilting in response to the heat. Give it a month or two and maybe it will perk up…
ahah…very fanny lamp!
I just wonder if you don’t risk blindness when is on for the excessive light
Someone know the name of the plant in close up? I want one like that!
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