After 7 weeks we finally got our couch from EQ3. Check out the couch dilemma here.

Review so far…I HATE IT. Oh yes, I’ve got major buyers remorse.
Somehow, I think the experience I’ve had with EQ3 in Burbank has tainted my opinion. The total incompetence at that store is astounding. I won’t go into the boring catty details, but lets just say that I walked out of the store with a $50 gift certificate and lots of store apologies.

Above is my gray couch (taken apart in its new location in the living room) that I have had for a few years and love desperately. The EQ3 Byrd sofa is a pale cheap copy that will never live up to this beauties 9 foot long majesty. Like an underachieving middle child, the new sofa is easily looked over and pushed aside for its talented older sister.

BOOO, you suck!

I hate you stupid sofa. You look funny and my butt fits on you weird. Plus your supposedly bouclé fabric looks like fleece. What the hell?

I sat on the Byrd sofa covered in leather at EQ3 and really liked it! It was comfy and tight and nice. Somehow this upholstery version did not retain those super qualities and the bouclé fabric is really loose and wrinkly – like an old lady’s nether regions. Thats all I can think about when I look at this couch. Old Lady Vag.